"That Lachlan bourne dude is pretty hot"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
by krausslad November 3, 2020

by Calex123 June 28, 2023

Complete sex god. No doubt about it, he can pull any chicks pants down just by looking at them. He isn't boyfriend material though. Lachlan is only the one night stand kind of guy
by definadorable July 3, 2016

Lachlan might go chasing other girls but deep down he knows Ruby has always been there. Ruby loves Lachlan and is waiting for her chance but is too shy to tell him. They will be the perfect couple when they make it work!!!
by Lachie D August 22, 2021

short, cute guy he seems to not talk a lot at first but once you get to know him he can make you Laugh he is a very good at sport like high jump evan tho he is short af this is one of his manny quotes "guh" -Lachlan monk.
by bonerless April 26, 2024

Smells like hotdog water and soy sauce. Hes 4'9 but is gonna marry a 6'4 girl someday. Obsessed with frogs
by WaffleSaucele November 19, 2019
