lazer

When someone is able to tell when a female is bi or homosexual. Basically like gaydar but for lesbians.

Chris:"Dude, that girl is so hot!"
Olive: "Good luck, that girl is a lesbian."
Chris:"How do you know, you've never met her."
Olive:"I have good lazer"

by Tuesday99 February 6, 2008

Lazer

Weed and Coccain mix in a blunt the two combined make a leathel combination that you have to watch out for because it might kill you

that Lazer was sweet man we should do it again

by CMT ( Corn, MIke, Tim) July 24, 2008

lazer tag

to flick a cigarette at some one intentionally trying to burn them. (can also be done with any other cigarette type item i.e: joint, roach, etc.)

dam jesse lazer taged me and burnt a whole in my shirt

by billybob joekongfro December 26, 2007

hand lazers

A neurological disorder first encountered by 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. He believes that he has the power to project lasers from his hands and fingers. He usually does this act in private.

Hey did you see Susan, he thought no one was watching and started doing hand lazers while watching pokemon!

or

Hey handy man stop with the hand lasers you're 33 years old!

by Doctor Delicious July 21, 2010

imma chargin' my lazer

when a guy masturbates

Pete: DONT COME IN THE BATHROOM< IMMA CHARGIN' MY LAZER

by theaweoms83496598346 February 27, 2010

lazej

disgusting, some one who's so gross that u don't wanna approach at all.

martikeh lazej

by unknown March 11, 2004

lazer

cool way to say the overplayed word later

Brad I'll see you lazer

by bigpapasmurf February 22, 2005