Pussy Boy with Ultimate Super Nigga Powers. He has no friends except Oleg. He's that type of kid who plays Hearthstone during the day and massages his pussycat>>>
Oleg: yo dawg, have you heard about what Sasha Lar. has done?
Mathew: Hell Nah!!
Oleg: Homie, for the past 20 minutes he has been Mogilev's number 1 Spider Nigga!!!
Mathew: Hell Nah!!
Oleg: Homie, for the past 20 minutes he has been Mogilev's number 1 Spider Nigga!!!
by Big Ass Mosh Pit March 06, 2019
by BLUBBDORIS June 05, 2018
Oh i wished i was like lars bb
by BLUBBDORIS June 05, 2018
Guy1 have you met Lars yet?
Guy2 yea I have met him
Guy1 no no not the fox I am talking about Lars the sheep
Guy 2 oh so what’s his deal
Guy1 well she is a fucking degenerate slut and thinks she is funny
Guy2 why dose she think she is funny we all know women can’t be funny
Guy2 yea I have met him
Guy1 no no not the fox I am talking about Lars the sheep
Guy 2 oh so what’s his deal
Guy1 well she is a fucking degenerate slut and thinks she is funny
Guy2 why dose she think she is funny we all know women can’t be funny
by Not Lars the fox June 28, 2022
A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.
40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"
Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"
Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"
by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009
by Not Lars the fox May 08, 2021