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Fridge Koala
A female small enough, that while having sex with her, you can hold her with one arm and walk to the fridge and grab a beer at the same time.
Brad was with John and saw a short good looking girl at the bar. Brad knowing he could walk to the fridge and grab a beer while having sex with her said: "oh man look at that hot fridge koala over there!"
Fridge Koala by Jonesy1867 June 13, 2013
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Social Koala
Someone who doesn't make plans for themselves and/or their partner, but clings onto other people and their date plans.
Someone who doesn't plan, but takes other people's plans. Often being a third wheel and/or bringing multiple "third wheels" in.
Someone who doesn't plan, but takes other people's plans. Often being a third wheel and/or bringing multiple "third wheels" in.
Jon never plans dates with his girlfriend, he just asks what his friends are up to and joins in on their plans. Jon is such a social koala.
Social Koala by Fuzzybean October 17, 2020
Wooden Koala
A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.
Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
Wooden Koala by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010
The Koala
When a stripper who is matted and unshaven wraps her cooter around a dance pole, making her hootch look like a koala on a tree.
Jon: Last night I saw some unshaven crack head bitch dancing at the strip joint.
Greg: Awsome!
Jon: Not really. She did the koala on the pole and scared the shit out of everyone in the place.
Greg: I gotta see that! I hope it doesn't bite me.
Greg: Awsome!
Jon: Not really. She did the koala on the pole and scared the shit out of everyone in the place.
Greg: I gotta see that! I hope it doesn't bite me.
The Koala by Rex Dutchman October 14, 2010