Shit Kittens

The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.

"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."

"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"

"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."

by Silenthunder December 29, 2009

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?

Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?

by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009

Kitten

A baby cat. When newborn, it has its eyes closed until the 10th day. Like humans, they can't walk at first. Later in the kitten stage, they'll need to loose they're teeth. That's when they bite alot. And you'll see little fangs around the house. Kittens can be one extreme to the other. They can be spastic to loving! And to the complement, they are small and adorable!

My kitten curled up in my lap.

by Kitten Lover August 3, 2009

kalel kitten

A shady "youtuber" known for constantly switching personas to the extreme and lying to her audience. Was a vegan for a bit and said she would rather eat her pet cat than eat a cow. Has since given up veganism and is now on to promoting laxative teas to her young audience. Has a weird obsession with being Asian and fake tans often saying claiming it's her Native American blood, even though a DNA test proved she's 99.9% white.

Person 1: "Oh my god, can you believe Kalel Kitten changed her persona again?"

Person 2: "Dude, remember the frilly + fancy stage?"
Person 1: "Lol, remember when she stood up for Sam Pepper when he made a video sexually harassing women, and said if a stranger pinched her ass in public she would laugh?"

by oxforddictionarybitch September 30, 2019

sex kitten

Usually a young, sweet, cute looking girl, but who ooze's sex appeal and who is most probably a lot less innocent than they look. They are usually very flirty and playful.

Hard to resist!

That girl off that show 'doctors'! You'd know if your saw her!

by Banj December 20, 2004

Kitchen Relay

What happens when you can't decide whether or not you want something from the fridge or the pantry, therefore you end up going back and forth between the two many different times.

"Hey where's our food?!"
"John's in the middle of a kitchen relay, he might take a while.."
"Aww man. We're gonna starve!"

by Imariotgrrrl September 2, 2009

LankyBox Kitchen

The most rubbish food you'll ever eat. Made by the unfunniest wankers you will ever see… LANKYBOX. Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.

It’s basically like MrBeast's burger but worse. It looks exactly like school lunch.

Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:
Canned foods
Frozen foods
School lunches
TV dinners
Trash
Garbage
Rubbish
British food

Only sells in America right now. Such wankers.

TL;DR Adam and Justin sound like they gave their ancestors a rim job.

Person 1: Did you try the fucking disgusting meals from LankyBox kitchen?

Person 2: Yeah, it tastes like naff.

Person 3: Yes! They are my favourite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at.

Person 1 and 2: You need to die, you little shit.

by gigachad January 16, 2023