kinker

a very kinky individual; a person who kinks/does the act of being kinky.

Cashier: Look at him go. He's a right kinker, he is.

Fellow Cashier: Oh no. How can you tell?

Cashier: All he's carrying is feta cheese and shoes.

by primeman June 18, 2016

kindertotenkopfblutuberrauchenbong

The traditional water pipe smoking apparatus popularized in Liechtenstein. It is crafted from the skull of a child and cools the smoke before it enters of the lungs of the user in order to make it easier to smoke.

Dude... pass the kindertotenkopfblutuberrauchenbong. I need a hit."

by Aaron Copeland April 10, 2008

kinder

To be a disappointment or deceptive,looks ok on the outside but turns out to be tacky,cheap or shallow on the inside.

He/she seemed genuine,but soon revealed themselves to be a total Kinder.

by Baz James. April 21, 2007

Kindergarten

A game where your a kid that goes to a fucked up school where you almost get poisoned buy a nugget-addict kid, kill your classmates to finish class earlierand get atacked by an angry janitor.

my friend : Dude, my are you afraid of the janitor ?

Me as an intellectual : You have'nt played kindergarten.....

by Sans4smash November 7, 2019

kinderhook, ny

the asshole of the world

john: you need to move to kinderhook, ny
ted: i love kinderhook, ny. Thanks Bro!

by phlegm circle yam December 9, 2008

kinderegg

when you're black on the outside, and white on the inside.

Kenny Dalen

by you know who September 8, 2003

kinder

To have a shit.

Pronounced as in the Kinder Egg, also taking reference to the kinder suprise - you never know what you're going to get!

Phil was so desperate for a kinder he had to stop driving and stradle himself over a ditch

by spitroast October 22, 2006