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Kermit (the frog)

Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.
Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.
by Contorno August 20, 2023
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Kermit

Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog
by rhytian January 3, 2020
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Kermit Piss

A wack UK fuck who has a plethora of fetishes, some legal, some not.
by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020
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Robbit Goes Kermit

A loser who has no friends most likely a loser who games and eats dorrito dust. Also most definitely hispanic.
Robbit Goes Kermit is ar eal loser
by babgaa October 13, 2020
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Kermit With An AK-47

Its a sentence that only GigaChads and wise people use, it is a sing of peace, and union between people and memes, if you use this be proud of yourself, you are a certified Gigachad and a Madman.

So long, nerds.
-Hello bro, Kermit With An AK-47.
-Oh hi, Kermit With An AK-47, I see you are also a distinguished gentlemen, my chad brother.
by Luan0 July 12, 2022
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Kermit froggin

When a drunk guy walks into the middle of a scene of my 600lb life and starts fucking her and she orgasms to the point of explosive Diarra and get her last night's slop all over him
Yo John did you hear that Jesse was Kermit froggin last night and couldn't show up to work because it was a shitty experience
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Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
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