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Dirty johnathon

The act of using a fleshight on ur dick then the next day using it to drink a cup of tea out of
by Lily hehe November 24, 2021
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My friend johnpaul

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.
"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"
by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021
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Johnanation

jon-uh-nay-shun

The Nation of Johns. Uniting together to have a good time, at all times, and to be #1 Challenger.

See John
plural: Johns
feminine: Jan(s)
antonym: Rupert
Ben: "Long live Johnanation!"
Alex: "That's right, John"
by defeationjoe April 6, 2010
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johnathon

1. When you race a friend to the Porta-Potty.
2. When you run a long way to get to the Porta-Potty.
1. I ran a johnathon against Jack.
2. Dylan ran a johnathon because the Porta-Potty was 30 yards away.
by DarthRM February 27, 2015
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johnathon cena

A John Cena poser. Thinks he is the greatest man alive, but is as useful as a tin can with AIDS.
by Woodchuck Norris March 7, 2016
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Johnay

A cute ass girl who dresses nice all the time,you’ll want to hang out with her she’s lit. Shes a romantic, kind and generous person. Give her one night and she’ll snatch your soul you’ll be coming back for more (I should know) Don’t leave your girl around her.
Tell me how Johnay just hmu
by pumpumdestroyer December 2, 2017
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Johnathan

A word to describe a total douche. This guy is usually the one your girlfriend will cheat on you with. If she's smarter than that, then he'll be the one to coax her into it. A Johnathan drinks heavily and smokes dope 24/7. His music choice is the shittiest of rap. He wears only wife-beaters and sags his camo shorts. You do not want to be around a Johnathan.
God, that guy is such a Johnathan.

Ah, my girlfriend cheated on me with Johnathan!
by thatguychris423 August 5, 2014
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