by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017
Get the jewish bankruptcymug. The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018
Get the jewish shufflemug. The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.
Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.
by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009
Get the Jewish Squeegeemug. A group of delinquents under the name of Jewish Cartel ™. Known for Jewish-American Organized Crime.
"Hey Mike, is that Jewish Cartel?" asked Chris "HOLY SHIT ITS JEWISH CARTEL!" Mike yelled.
"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.
"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.
by Whipqin December 24, 2021
Get the Jewish Cartelmug. 
Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
by JewChainz February 5, 2014
Get the Jewish Livermug. Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
by Willy Soul October 12, 2023
Get the Jewish champagnemug.