by bondzoo January 13, 2010
Get the jersey shoremug. -A really good place to live. If you can afford it.
-Close to greatest city in the world.
-A diverse population.
-Smarter, richer, and way more open-minded than South Jersey.
-Way less trashier than South Jersey.
-about .001% of the people are like the retards in "Jersey Shore".
-No one EVER says "Joisey". You will get your assed kick if you try that.
-Doesn't tollerate that much bullshit.
-Close to greatest city in the world.
-A diverse population.
-Smarter, richer, and way more open-minded than South Jersey.
-Way less trashier than South Jersey.
-about .001% of the people are like the retards in "Jersey Shore".
-No one EVER says "Joisey". You will get your assed kick if you try that.
-Doesn't tollerate that much bullshit.
by tellingthetruthhere. April 24, 2010
Get the North Jerseymug. a fan of late 80s pop hair-metal bands like Bon Jovi, man of whom hailed from New Jersey. See Springsteen Split
by djslut September 20, 2005
Get the jersey rockermug. When one proposes an absurd, audacious, undesirable, or illegal act to another, and follows it with the words: "Do it. You won't". The second person is obliged to complete said act.
Guy: See that girl over there? You should go make out with her.
Girl: No way! I'm straight.
Guy: DO IT. YOU WON'T.
Girl: Okay, fine, I'll do it.
Guy: Gotta love a Jersey Bet.
Girl: No way! I'm straight.
Guy: DO IT. YOU WON'T.
Girl: Okay, fine, I'll do it.
Guy: Gotta love a Jersey Bet.
by Dorian Jersey April 12, 2010
Get the Jersey Betmug. When you go to a club and a good song comes on, you start to fist pump and all of a sudden you turn into the Jersey Shore cast, dancing the night away.
by Jersey Girl living in Texas March 18, 2012
Get the jersey shoringmug. When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.
After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
by sir haxalot August 11, 2022
Get the Jersey Shufflemug. When your male friend is having sex in another room and you sneak in and quietly jiggle his balls from behind.
"I was in the other room plowing Cindy and Ted from accounting snuck in and gave me the Jersey Jiggler"
by Chip McTooth May 31, 2015
Get the Jersey Jigglermug.