Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)
Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"
by Gared4lyfe July 21, 2017
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Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD.When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)
Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"
by Gared4lyfe July 21, 2017
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A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men
Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.
by John1199 August 31, 2019
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Jared is any bad word in the dictionary. Hypocritical, fake, a liar, you will never know if he’s a good guy or a bad guy. he’ll leave you guessing and that’s the worse part because he’ll always come out in the end as the most shittiest person you could love. Don’t trust any J’s so easily they’re the most confusing people you’ll meet.
“OH THATS A JARED be careful
by From the best December 28, 2018
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To be a dope.
Don't be a Jared!
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no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.
Jared gets no bitched
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