jolly jammer

During Christmas time you put minty hot chocolate in your mouth and spit it in a girls ass

I was at my family’s Christmas dinner when I gave my little sister a jolly jammer

by anonymous January 2, 2021

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021

Pea Jammer

The act of inserting frozen peas underneath the foreskin for pleasure.

What a pea jammer session last night!

by Adam138 September 18, 2010

reverse 360 piston jammer

The advanced art of standing in front of someone, inserting your fingers into their anus, then forcefully rotating your wrist 360 degrees, it doesn't matter if it breaks, slowly insert more of your arm into the anus, then another forceful 360 movement, this time on your arm. Once this is completed, a full bottle of gorilla glue is applied to the arm and anus, locking it in place.

John: Hey Peter, why is your arm mangled?

Peter: Because I hit Dave with that reverse 360 piston jammer!

John: Peter, you're dead to me you retarded nigga.

by ThatSigmaRizzDawg January 17, 2025

Boner jammer

The act of jamming ones boner.

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer

by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015

Raspberry jammer

When the rainier coffee shop girl sells you the shittiest tasting thing on the menu

Hey Jerry we really got the olé raspberry jammer in the pancake fuckin sandwiches

by planzguy May 8, 2014