Jah

Word to describe the sexiest man alive. Be looking like a Creator called Tyler and be walking the walk to his talking the talk like Steven Hawkings couldn’t. No.1 member of the MadJenny Fan Club

Joe: Hey man, that guy is talking a load of brown, he is so not Jah.

by McGlynnEvan June 1, 2022

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Jah

A Aggravating person , Fun to be around at certain times , Will love the fuck out you If yall real close , And Not all that You see Around Others

Jah aggravating as fuck.

by Thegirlyouneedtoslutout December 2, 2022

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jassiem/jah

the best skater to ever live ever unstoppable and can do the impossible simply just a real ass nigga

that kid is on some jassiem/jah shit

by the best ever to live November 22, 2021

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Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021

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cloudy/jah

the person who will listen to you till the day ends who will have open ears for you, a person that reminds you of the rapper XXXTENTACION who has sadly passed away. if your one of cloudys friends, he loves you a lot and your lucky to have him.

cloudy/jah: im sad

XXXTENTACION: were in this together brother

by theboywhowillexist October 2, 2022

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