Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.
by an irish guy September 13, 2004
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by Pasquitan December 20, 2009
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There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
by fubsish October 7, 2009
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Get the Italian shank mug.An Italian girl raised by a traditional Italian Catholic family to be a virgin until marriage but since she is, in fact, a slutty hobag, takes in in the ass while she waits for Mr. Right.
Women who are not Italian and do this can also be called Italian Virgins.
Women who are not Italian and do this can also be called Italian Virgins.
BRAD: I don't think I want to see Anna. I heard she's a virgin and I would prefer not to waste my time.
GUIDO: Hey, don't worry! She's an Italian Virgin. She gladly takes it up the ass. If you marry her, she'll probably give you her vagina!
BRAD: Gee, that's swell. I've never had butt sex before so it'll be neat.
GUIDO: Hey, don't worry! She's an Italian Virgin. She gladly takes it up the ass. If you marry her, she'll probably give you her vagina!
BRAD: Gee, that's swell. I've never had butt sex before so it'll be neat.
by Shrimphead March 11, 2011
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The movement of Italian people to Brooklyn where the first generation Italian-Americans are born followed by the movement of those first generations to Staten Island where the second generations are born followed by the movement of the first generations and the second generations to either Florida or New Jersey.
by Italian And Damn Proud of It September 9, 2004
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