An infection given to you by a dog licking you corrosively. It may cause you to get sick or just the ick. Be caution and get a cat
by Sorryimstillhere November 22, 2022
The police won't leave you alone
Emma-are the police still there
Carol-yes they won't leave me alone
Emma-so you've got a police infection
Carol-yes they won't leave me alone
Emma-so you've got a police infection
by Caroooootako February 27, 2016
Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
by Not bubble guys March 2, 2022
A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 6, 2020
by PimpShagger69 October 13, 2019
The act of looking your mother dead in the face mid panic attack telling her you have a yeast infection after being broken up with
Oh did you hear about that girl
Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night
Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night
by Anneboleynpan1522 September 8, 2020