ass

Verb: To insert a unpleasantly shaped item, often under duress, into one's own anus, either for storage or concealment.

Ass the weed man, ass the weed! They's comin!
Bitch, are you for real?

by Curtain October 10, 2005

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Ass

1.Using the word at the end of a sentence or randomly to make yourself sound cool or funny.

2.Using the word around the wrong people and getting bitched at for using it.

1.Man: Ass!

Other People: ha ha that was funny.

2.Man: okay so how was your day? Ass!

Woman: It was okay, but was that necessary? Just because you say that doesn't make you cool.

by Christopher eckelstien February 06, 2010

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commonly the place at the rear end of the body... also known to be anal retentive... i.e. someone who shouts profanity as a means of expressing themselves

Mule meat.. } PTSD.. derived from the terrets origin... im not making fun.. just easing the tension here.. this will be a lot easier if you lay back.... and just breathe..

by jadednative24 September 29, 2003

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ass is an animal
arse is anatomical

you ride an ass sitting on your arse

by ausdicto June 22, 2010

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1. A donkey or mule
2. Stupid person
3. Slang for butt

1. Teacher: And this is an ass. It can carry heavy things around.
The 6-year-olds suddenly start laughing.

2. Stupid person: Hey, I like your bathroom, can I install a TV?
You: What an ass.

3. A really hot girl passes by, and a horny guy grabs her butt and won't let go.
Girl: Let go of my ass, you freak!

by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010

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