morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.

I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.

by ghwajoigjweiowtuwe January 09, 2010

Morning Riser

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.

Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.

by Turdferguson August 27, 2015

morning oreo

The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.

Person 1: What the fuck is that smell dude?
Person 2: Sorry I woke up with a morning oreo...

by Obeflow May 11, 2016

Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 08, 2016

The Morning Shakedown

Shanking the shit out of someone from 4 AM to 10 am.

Are you ready for The Morning Shakedown?

by NoahNoodle December 22, 2020

Strawberry Morning

a meme of an elephant that has been spread around. the strawberry morning elephant is an elephant-shaped strawberry with a stem that is probably supposed to be a hat?? there is text underneath it in Arabic that translates to this word being written about.

Person 1: hey man strawberry morning elephant

Person 2: hell yeah

Person 3: oh my fucking god stop posting that goddamn elephant

by KnownAsOmega2436 May 06, 2023