i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i shitted my pants again
by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023
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You type the sentence "I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023
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shitting my pants

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys
*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
โ€œI am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!โ€
by Pasty C April 9, 2019
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bidened my pants

person 1: โ€œsomething stinksโ€
person 2: โ€œyeah my bad i bidened my pantsโ€
by FinnShart June 27, 2024
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May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldnโ€™t quite make it out.
โ€œHey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?โ€ โ€œYeah itโ€™s okay, itโ€™s National Cum In My Pants Day.โ€
by SchleppBot April 28, 2020
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This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.

Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.
Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"
by Mejo December 16, 2014
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River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
by marhav June 15, 2011
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