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waitress sandwich

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.
The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.
by TedFan85 August 31, 2013
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Apricot Sandwich

A vague sexual reference that actually has no meaning whatsoever. Used for confusing naive or gullible people.
guy1: Dude, I had a sweet apricot sandwich last night!
guy2: Are you using obscure sexual references again?
by Mr. E. Anonymous January 11, 2007
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sister sandwich

Having two sisters in the same bed with you for some Ménage a trios fucking action.
I made a sister sandwich out of Kim and Jen last night after the kegger. Whoo!
by moosehead7 August 9, 2006
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degrading sandwich

When two girls are grinding together and you and your wing man approach them from behind and proceed to grind with them pushing them closer and closer together between the two of you to form a sandwich like position. The move culminates with a large high five over the girls heads to create degradation towards these women. It is sick.
Yooo i was at the club last night and i saw these guys pull a degrading sandwich. I nearly shat my pants laughing.
by Davor jumbotron February 18, 2008
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Eskimo Sandwich

When you become Eskimo Bros at the same time.
Caleb and Matt always wanted to be Eskimo Bros, so they made an Eskimo Sandwich with a hottie they picked up at the bar.

Bro 1: Hey, you take er from the back, I'll go to town from the front.
Bro 2: totally. Whoa bro, we just made an Eskimo Sandwich, right on!
by Ybor Live September 16, 2020
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Jill sandwich

Notorious quote from the original Resident Evil for PlayStation where Barry Burton provides his STARS partner Jill Valentine with some comic shortly after being rescued from a crushing death. Also see wordmaster of unlocking/word.
"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich."
by Death to Infidels September 27, 2003
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Death Sandwich

KFC double down sandwich. (aka the double death sandwich)

It consists of 2 fried chicken breasts (used instead of a traditional bun), 2 slices of bacon, and a slice of cheese with some kind of sauce.

You can't call it a heart attack on a bun because it doesn't even have a bun. You could probably only find it in america.
American fat fuck1:Hey phil, you down to eat a shitload of death sandwiches from kfc?
American fat fuck2:Hell yeah Randy, I'm not only down, I'm double down. and while we're there, we'll order some large sodas and see if they can fill the cups with gravy.
American fat fuck1:Oh shit, I forgot that we're too fat to even walk up to the drive thru window.
American fat fuck2:awwwww man, I only had 47 heart attacks this year.
American fat fuck1: We better smoke some crack to drop some weight so we can actually fit inside of kfc.
by A WHITE GUY July 13, 2014
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