cooter ivy

poison ivy found on or around the vagina
After wiping with the unfamiliar leaf, I have cooter ivy!!
by quinta November 17, 2010
Get the cooter ivy mug.

ivy league

A collegiate sports conference that places academics first and athletics seconds, the Ivy League is the only Division I athletic conference that refuses to grant athletic scholarships. All schools also refuse to grant athletic scholarships, or any financial aid of any kind that isn't directly need-based.

People like to associate Ivy League with any extremely prestigious American university, but that is incorrect. Some schools, like Stanford, MIT, and Duke are academically on-par with schools in the Ivy League, but they are not Ivy League schools.

Some public schools brag that they are public ivy schools, referencing a book written years ago. It probably just means they have a misguided superiority complex.
The Ivy League consists of Harvard, University of Pennsylvania, Yale, Columbia, Brown, Dartmouth, and Princeton.
by iLikeSoup February 23, 2010
Get the ivy league mug.

Ivy Leauge

A group of 8 colleges also known as the "Ancient 8 which are:

Harvard
Princeton
Yale
Cornell
Columbia
Penn
Dartmouth
Brown

These colleges are set apart by the fact that they all play football together and do not award merit-based or athletic scholarships.
Wow... Columbia got crushed by Brown again!
by Carlos LLave December 17, 2004
Get the Ivy Leauge mug.

Ivy League

A group of eight of the supposed most prestigious schools in the United States.

An athletically superior conference a century ago that has faded into obscurity as state schools nation-wide have bolstered their athletic programs.

Similar to athletics, other schools are slowly catching up academically.

At present, the term "Ivy League" has a negative connotation, and insinuates old money snobbishness or antisocial behavior.
The applicant attended Brown University of the Ivy League, so naturally he got the job over the better-qualified UCONN grad.

Ted: "Man, I didn't get into Harvard. No Ivy League for me..."
Bill: "Who cares. Go to BU across the river, experience their diversity, and get a better education."

Will: "Want to go to the Princeton-Yale football game? Classic Ivy League matchup..."
Tommy: "Are you kidding? If I wanted to be bored to death by a three-to-nothing game I'd watch soccer on TV."

Francis: "I had a 4.0 GPA, was the student body president of my class, and hoped to go Ivy League, but I still didn't get into Columbia..."
Sean: "Obviously you didn't. Your last name isn't Kennedy."

The Unabomber earned his undergraduate degree from Harvard in 1962.

Jack: "Look at that sociopath over there talking to himself about philosophical dilemmas."
Jill: "I guess there's a reason why Cornell has the highest suicide rate in the nation..."
by heywood jablome 554 November 23, 2009
Get the Ivy League mug.

ivie rose

A girl who is always a bit younger than her boyfriend. She is very nice. She hasnt ever met her boyfriend yet they act in love.
She seems like an Ivie Rose to me.
by Silas-has-pu$$y-lips February 17, 2018
Get the ivie rose mug.

thigh ivy

when you pubic hair grows onto a persons thigh
i was going down on this girl, and something was tickling my ear, and i looked lover and she had fucking thigh ivy man!
by sheitsonn August 22, 2010
Get the thigh ivy mug.

Blue Ivy

Blue Ivy is Queen Bey and Jay Z's first born child. Blue Ivy is set to one day rule the world just like her mom. Blue is so cute and will have your jaws dropping to know that she is only 5.
"Blue ivy is the world's most iconic singers child."
by Takin 2 L's March 19, 2017
Get the Blue Ivy mug.