Did I ask?

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.

Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

i noticed i did NOT do anything in makerspace

this phrase is a way to express to someone very simple things like how you/or others, “ i noticed i did NOT do anything in makerspace”

hey did you do anything in makerspace?

“ i noticed i did NOT do anything in makerspace”

ok

by scooberttherealrealguy101 February 22, 2024

What if i did?

something you say when you want to say yes, but you'd be to ashamed to say it directly

Johny: anne? Did you cheat on me last night? Anne: What if i did?

by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022

I did an Ellis

To fuck up something just before the end when you're winning, then your not.

I pulled a really hot bird last night. Just before I snagged her, I did an Ellis and came in my pants

by Possumkiller August 21, 2025

What the fuck did I just watch?

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"

example:

Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*

Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*

by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025