Kate Hikes

Kate Hikes is a pattern recognition expert who works in data analysis.

She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.

The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.

Friend: Did you hear about Dave getting the ax?
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!

by Long Pale Dale January 27, 2024

Hike butt

When walking up a slight incline, the gluteus muscles stretch and contract more regularly and with more veracity. This action produces lactic acid in the gluteus which stiffens the tissues in that area. The stiff tissues prop the gluteus up and make it appear more prominent and more glorious.

This is colloquially referred to as hike butt.

Let’s take a walk, I want to get hike butt.

by Rali324 February 6, 2021

Urban Hikee

Someone who is overly dressed and prepared in hiking gear whilst walking around town centers. But never actually's goes hiking. The pikey's of hiking, Hikees.

Why walk around town dress like you are going to climb mount Everest but never go hiking,. thats why they are urban Urban Hikee's

by mrhappybond November 4, 2009

baby hike

It is a hike that is extremely easy and can be done fast, even a baby can do it.

Don’t dunk on that baby hike, even though it’s easy.

by Juanton May 25, 2023

hiking foot

Hiking is a side effect of vigorous hiking, where the tops of your feet ache.

See Ashley, I told you hiking foot was a real thing!

by Super Mr. Manners June 8, 2019

no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021

hikes joy

Better than funny

Jasmine thought the joke was hikes joy: hikes joy

by hikes joy July 4, 2016