Oral Hersheiser

Taking a dump in a person's mouth while smacking them in the forehead with a "meat bat." While various penetrations are highly encouraged, a true Oral Hersheiser must not include sexual consummation, as the eponymous baseball player holds the record for most "scoreless innings."

"You haven't had Scheiße till you've had an Oral Hersheiser!"

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

Hershey's Kiss

An Eskimo kiss is when two people rub noses together...

A butterfly kiss is when two people bat their eyelashes together...

A Hershey's kiss is when two people touch their anuses together.

Things were going great last night, so I gave her a Hershey's kiss.

by Milton Hershey August 25, 2010

hershey

Another word for marijuana, specifically that of the chocolate variety

Yo man that was some dank-ass Hershey, let's chuff some more

by M Rockwell August 24, 2006

Hershey's Kiss

When a man is having anal sex with his partner and pulls out his penis, if there is a little piece of shit on the head of his penis that's a Hershey's Kiss.

I pulled my dick out of her ass and flicked off a Hershey's Kiss; she then blew me.

by SexyCrazyBitch October 5, 2004

Hershey Humper

To hump somebody with a who has a poopy butt hole

wow thats nasty you Hershey Humped that, your a Hershey Humper

by hershey humper March 31, 2015

hershey vortex

when the mouth of one person is placed around the butthole region of another and the poop is forcefully sucked out. once the poop is thoroughly in place in the mouth the feces is then swooshed around till it is liquidy and then swallowed in a vortex fashion.

person1: boy I gotta poop but don't feel like pushing.
person2: don't sweat it bro I'll give Hershey vortex!
person1: golly am I lucky to have a pal like you! (while pulling down pants and under pants)
person2: mutual feelings buddy. (while placing mouth around pooper and sucking out feces and then swooshing it inbetween the teeth in order to get the poop as refined as possible and then swallowing in a vortex fashion)

by momma crazy August 29, 2009

Hershey Bomb

When Lechuga gets hit with a tidal wave of diarrhea and puke on a Greyhound bus. This Tsunami-like rush is usually caused by a sorority dweller's laxative intensive diet coupled with copious amounts of bad vodka. Once the laxatives meet the viscious intoxication, the sorority dweller will shit and puke all over the bus and, possibly, a Choog. To escape, a Choog will offer the bus driver $60 bucks, which the bus driver accepts. While the Choog thinks this gets him out of the situation, the bus driver hands him a mop. Choog mops, then blacks out in disgust.

Yes, for the thousandth time, bro, she shit on the bus, I paid the bus driver, I cleaned it, I blacked out. God damn Hershey Bomb.

by Choogus Maximus July 10, 2009