herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.

a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.

by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010

Herpes' Law

Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."

Naw bro I'm clean......Herpes' Law.

by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011

herpesgonosyphillaids

A word referring to an individual who tends to sleep with anything & everything so as to imply that they've probably picked up herpesgonosyphillaids along the way. Meaning they've picked up nearly every STD there is: herpes, gonorrhea, syphillis & AIDS.

That chick has been passed around to so many dudes, I bet she's got herpesgonosyphillaids!

by ashleygan January 8, 2012

Horses Dinner

The act of eating a ginger guys penis. Yes, legitimately eating it. Tip to shaft. Bite by bite. All the way to the pelvis. Good eats!

*it must be a ginger, because horses eat carrots and apples. So the Orange/Red pubic hair makes for the perfect coloration in this tasty meal!

Black girl: Damn, I'm hungry nigga

Super pale ginger obviously without a soul: Damn, I'm horny af

Black Girl: I want a horses dinner

Ginger dude: Bet

Black girl: Bet.

by Not Eddie Madison August 8, 2017

necro herpes

herpes that originates from dead human reproductive cells.

if a guy has intercourse of any sort with a
dead female that includes penetration into any orafice he could contract necro herpes, if said female had herpes before she died.

by [e-mail] December 17, 2008

Hand Herpes

Masturbating or fingering somebody who has herpes

Hand herpes is usually found from hookers or skanks

by Playah8ers November 26, 2009

Habitual Heresy

A crime committed by cheap partiers in which you pay absolutely no money for alcohol/drugs, but you still manage to get more than anybody else. This is especially true when you take large amounts of alcohol from a party and bring it back to your own crib so you can throw your own party for free. You can steal individual cans and hide them in your cargo pockets, or if you are stealthy enough to get away with an unopened case that works just as well.

Tonight we will commit habitual heresy, I plan on bringing home at least a 30-Rack and a blunt.

by KrispyKremeKing November 21, 2011