Herman

Herman is a matausi, he’s tall and fat but also a huge dickhead ✌🏼

Dj: who’s that matausi over there?

Ben: that’s just fat head Herman

by Kefeusita’e June 19, 2020

Herman

A woman who was a her and. Turned into a man. A her-man

Wow! Samantha went from Samantha to Sam. Shes a herman

by Slugnova September 22, 2025

Perm Herman

Mislead adolescent son of a bitch who only thinks with his dick. Often consumes 100's of scrimp an hour to prove his muscles are bigger than yours.

Perm Herman will eat all the scrimp in the ocean

by dickgoesinya January 19, 2005

Pervy Herman

Someone who is a big-time/extreme pervert, in reference to the fact that Pee-Wee Herman was arrested in 1991 for indecent exposure at an adult movie theater and then a decade later got charged for possession of child pornography.

Simply another way to call someone a Pervert, disgusting, weirdo, pedo, etc.

*Someone touches you indecently or acts like a weirdo towards you in a strange way or is doing something "immoral"*

"OMG! Quit being a Pervy Herman!"

by OldLadyT-RexArms March 21, 2022

Herman

Herman is best known for his generosity. He is so generous he will find himself a myopic, near deaf and obese middle aged woman (preferedly single mothers) and crown her his queen. Which makes him Her Man.

crowd (whispering):

Hey is that Suzie's generous cowboy?
- Yes, thats Herman.

by Krkič January 13, 2020

chance herman

One sexy ass mother fucker who gets all the ladies and never wears his shirt at band. He has 3 kids and shares a Italian

Chance Herman is my kind of man

by 124me421 August 12, 2017

Herman

A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.

“Hey Herman how are you?”

by Iloveoatmeal July 26, 2023