by McBeanBoy June 9, 2018

by susantookthekids April 4, 2019

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.
Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022

by Nigerfaggot December 31, 2023

by Pastor RJ July 24, 2023

This poor boy's mom hates him so much he is a living target. This person has a crazy life and his life is never uneventful.
He’s trapped in his moms basement, and likes training the rats that find their way in. If he doesn’t train the rats, he kills them and uses warm water pipes to cook the rats, and then eat them.
A Knut Herman is a survival master, and can survive for years without food and or water. He can even under certain circumstances, survive up too 4 shots to the chest.
He’s trapped in his moms basement, and likes training the rats that find their way in. If he doesn’t train the rats, he kills them and uses warm water pipes to cook the rats, and then eat them.
A Knut Herman is a survival master, and can survive for years without food and or water. He can even under certain circumstances, survive up too 4 shots to the chest.
Man life is like a living hell, fells like I’m Knut Herman.
Yea Vietnam is like crazy, it's kinda like Knut Herman's life.
Yea Vietnam is like crazy, it's kinda like Knut Herman's life.
by Traktor December 4, 2019

She gave him a Herman Munster, the funnel was fully inserted into his anus while she yelled obscenities into it.
by Random insert name here May 22, 2024
