Herman

a loser who cant take care of kids. often gets them taken in the divorce.
usually single.
Bad at charming and is heavily self centered.

"whose that guy over there?"

"hes a Herman. completely single."
"No thank you!"

by Jinchihope January 23, 2019

Herman Munster

The act of sticking a funnel into someone’s anus and loudly yelling into it.

She gave him a Herman Munster, the funnel was fully inserted into his anus while she yelled obscenities into it.

by Random insert name here May 22, 2024

Herman

Herman is usually a lighskin that sucks at sports, mainly basketball. Also Herman usually is a fat and gets no bitches

I would kill myslef if I looked liked herman

by NGO May 30, 2018

Sydney HerMAN

The moistest juicy thiccalicious thot ever

Damnnnnn Did y’all see Sydney herMAN ? She is t h i c c

by McBeanBoy June 9, 2018

Herman

The last name to Charlie

that guy is a Charlie Herman? poor dude

by susantookthekids April 4, 2019

Herman

A puppet controlled by those closest to him.

You are such a Herman. Imagine being a Herman.

by brian304 October 1, 2021

Herman

the most lovable, caring guy you’ll meet. he’s extremely cute and extremely funny and will make you smile and laugh everyday. people who are named Herman are very athletic and also like watching anime. people who are named Herman are extreme freaks and are not afraid to show their partner different sexy things in the bed. Herman would do anything for his girlfriend. Herman also favors rap and rock over any genre. Particularly Lil Uzi Vert and Queen.

random girl: “girl look at that fine ass boy. i’d let him hit”

random girl 2: “bitch that’s Herman. he’s so fine that i already almost let him hit”

by rockstarhermsvlone January 30, 2020