"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020

Hatched arm

When your penis sticks up and it feels like it’s gonna poke out of your pants

Susan - Jeez Noah you sure are having a hatched arm right now huh?

Ya Susan this shit happens all the time that teacher is so fucking hot

by 04793619375$;@:972 October 25, 2020

bologna hatch

loose vagina

that girl had a silly bologna hatch

by la land down under August 18, 2012

Hatching Chick

When eating Kraft singles, poking a hole in it and sticking your tongue through the hole.

While stuck in traffic, I saw a girl with a hatching chick in her mouth.

by Johnny Feyev November 3, 2011

Top-Hatch Nigger

The worst type of black person known to man.

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.

by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023

Snatch hatch

The zipper or button fly on a females pair of jeans

Do you feel a draft because your snatch hatch is open.

by krazykracker666 September 16, 2021

Snatch Hatch

Your birthday, obvi.

The day you escaped the clutches of your mother’s womb.

Today’s your birthday? Well, happy snatch hatch day, my dude.

by DameDaisy September 8, 2022