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Harry Seaward

Harry Seaward is a play on the expletive Cunt. It is often referred to as the C word when being recalled by someone who does not want to say the actual expletive much like a child would refer to the expletive shit as the S word.

The term Harry Seaward (pronounced Hairy "C"Word)gained popularity from the well know comedian/actor Adam Carolla(adamcarolla.com) who came up with the name on his radio show while talking about other known names like Ben Dover(Bend Over), Hugh Jazz(Huge Ass), and Phil McRack(Fill My Crack). Adam was talking about how funny it would be to have a store clerk page Harry Seaward over a store intercom for all to hear.

The name took hold and became a true legend when a fan of Adam Carolla's called into the radio show to play a recording he made. The recording was of a very professional sounding female clerk asking Harry Seaward to please call customer service.
My ex-girlfriend had such a Harry Seaward.

Don't be such a Harry Seaward.

Will Harry Seaward please call customer service...
by Grady Enword May 30, 2010
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Hairy Bank

Old school term for vagina.Before waxing became popular.Could be used for the one night'er.
Went to the hairy bank last night.Made the deposit,finished with my withdrawal,then I lost interest.
by McFred January 26, 2011
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Harry Potter Syndrome

The feeling you get after experiencing an amazing year, month or any extensive time period, and then following that with a horrendously average time period.
Many college freshmen experience the harry potter syndrome in the summer after their first year.
by James Bond007 August 2, 2012
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hairy wilson

The view a woman has of a man eating her out. This phrase references the "Home Improvement" character, Wilson Wilson, who is only seen with his eyes peeking over the top of a fence (the "fence" in this case is the pubic hair).
Girl 1: Yeah, Craig went down on me last night...we're talking total hairy wilson here.
Girl 2: Nice!
by Cred Thompson August 2, 2008
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Hairy Casper

(noun) The mischievous sexual act of a male ejaculating on to a woman's face while it is covered with her own hair, thus creating the image of a hairy ghost. A move best utilized when the woman does not want or expect it.
My boyfriend just gave me a hairy casper...thats the fifth time I'll have to shower today.

My boyfriend thought the salon gave me a cheap dye job so he gave me a hairy casper.

I ran out of hair gel, so i got my boyfriend to give me a hairy casper.

She escaped from my alligator fuckhouse, so i had to punish her with the hairy casper.

My girl tried to scream, but since i had just given her the hairy casper, all i heard were the bubbles.
by bswizzle October 22, 2008
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Hairy Mole

(see Swift) a hairy mole is an overly large mole with an addition of hair on it's surface.
Whats that on your face SWIFT is that a hairy mole? it looks like it has a mind of it's own
by acheeseface January 7, 2009
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harry hudini

A maneuver in which a man having sex with a women spits on her back and tells her he came. Then when she turns around and he blows his load into her face
Kyle: Haha i gave my girl the harry hudini! She got so pissed!
Mike: Wow Kyle... thats totally dick
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