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Harold Magee

A bald man. He always sits on the bed and asks his wife when they eating chicken. He like water melon, and sounds like a ghost at times.
Trey!!! What the- What the- What The- I'm Harold Magee

Wow, look at him. He's bald. Such a Harold Magee.
by 99Pounds September 24, 2023
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Harold

Code name for a hot girl. When being discreet and trying to alert the boys to a beautiful woman within the vicinity. Simply announcing Harold will turn the boys into watch towers. Those that announce Harold incorrectly will be judged with unrelenting fury.
Harold! -everyone looks

Hey did you see that Harold working over at the Kia dealership?
by Harold-the Harold whisperer January 17, 2023
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Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
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Harold

a nickname for our scar head
harry potter
girl: harold get back here
harry: oh no!
by adeilinepotter December 14, 2022
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Harold the Dog

Harold the Dog is a therapy dog that served 3 years at Brawley Union High School. Along with his service at BUHS, he has also gone on to lead rescue units for the red cross in war torn group chats from chat to chat. Harold is real.
Harold the Dog is INDEED a real dog.
by Demarionkardashian June 21, 2022
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Harold The Giraffe

Harold the giraffe is shorter than Thomas.
Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!
by ilovebarbiebedsheets August 20, 2022
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Harold

Is he gay? or european? the world needs to know.
Harold: I don't have a boyfriend!

Other dude: That's not what you said yesterday!
by lolmyface:) December 12, 2021
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