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vacuum herding

Using a vacuum to herd people in a certain direction-- mostly at retail work places when you want to close but there are stragglers still trying to shop halfheartedly just to piss you off. (That's what it seems, like, anyway.)

Turn on that vacuum and vacuum in such a way that in order to avoid the loud noise, the customers move closer to the exits.

(Not a technique to be used when the boss is around.)
Jimmy: Ugh, it's closing time but these guys won't leave.

Billy: Don't worry, I'm the master at vacuum herding. They'll be out of here when they hear the oh-so-scary vacuum heading for them. *smirk*
by fuxnix September 16, 2010
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emotional hoarding

When you hold onto relationships, feelings or emotions too long past when they should have been let go
Its been 2 years, You should move forward he doesn't love you, why are you a emotional hoarding
by KICK USA May 19, 2014
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Pussy Hoarding

The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.
Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?

Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!

Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!
by cumonacryinggirl September 4, 2011
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Goat Herding Pig Fuck

The ultimate insult, to be used when there seem to be no adequate words to describe how badly the recipient of the insult has upset you
"How could you? That's my sister you Goat Herding Pig Fuck"
by Steve SB April 24, 2007
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Skid Herding

The art of getting an army of skids behind you. To get a group of skids to act as one in your favor.
Root was in the act of skid herding when he realized he had made a fatal mistake... The skids had started to follow his every action in picking up all the hookers to try and "bio hack them".
by Fox with no fur November 6, 2018
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Harrington wristwatch

When a girls pussy(or ass) is sooooo large you could stick your entire fist in it. Then you pick her up with your forearm inside of her using her similar to a wristwatch. Very difficult to perform but when it is done, you know you got a loosy on your hands(literally).
That broads vag was sooo used I pulled off a Harrington wristwatch on er'.
by Jimmy2Legs March 27, 2007
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PRINCE HARMING

That hot, fun, smart and successful man who is delicious at the get-go. But upon a closer look, this man is superficial, selfish, immature and slimey—he is sometimes referred to as a frog. Prince Harmings weigh down independent, young women and create harmful relationships.
Kelly: "I can't believe Bobby lied to me again!"
Stephanie: "Kelly, don't act so surprised. Bobby's hurt you before. He is such a Prince Harming!"

"Chris Brown done beat Rhianna again, he sure is a Prince Harming!"
by QNY August 25, 2009
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