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Natural Harvest

A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.
Last Thanksgiving, I baked a semen cheesecake for me and my family. Thanks Natural Harvest!
by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015
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City Harvest Church

A terrorization group that

1) lures you into donating money "in the name of god" to them and thus the head pastor embezzling the funds to fund his wife's shitty career
2) Preaches About Money, not god
3) Believers that think their pastor is very innocent
4) Believers who pray for their head pastor who is most certainly going to have life imprisonment
5)Money...money...money
Did you hear about city harvest church? They did 100million dollars!
by Dx3 June 29, 2012
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Apple Harvest

A yearly festival held in Southington in late September/early October. Basically, the highlight of any Southington kid's year. Theres questionable rides, candy, stink bombs, drugs, music,competitions, family nights, and APPLE FRITTERS.
Hey, what are you doing this weekend?

Going to the Apple Harvest, just like everyone in school.
by johnsample March 15, 2008
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Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top
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Harvest Moon Festival

When a top has sex with as many asses as possible in a night.
William went to the Harvest Moon Festival last night. He was pounding ass after ass all night long.
by Dr. I. M. High MD October 12, 2021
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skeleton harvester

triumphant, fearless, bone reaper, sexy, female, likes to reap boners
by skellybones May 16, 2011
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Lettuce harvest

When a LAX BRO gets his hair or "Lettuce" cut otherwise known as "harvested"
Today I went to the hair cuttery and had my Lettuce Harvested
by laxbro4lyfe August 6, 2011
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