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Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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Hanky Wanker

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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Hanky Spanky

When your in a mood to just get spanked and the person spanking you name is hank but the nickname is hanky
Wow hank gave me a good hanky spanky last night
by My babysitter July 19, 2022
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bear hanky

A man’s special cloth utilized in
Post coital cleanup.
The mess was so much, he whipped out his bear hanky to clean it up!
by Capn Oxoff August 3, 2022
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Hanky jank

Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.
I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.
by Spedoman'sspork February 14, 2022
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