Hamburgeium

Lifty heaven. A place where fat asses can eat all the hamburgers they desire.

Hey Lifty, are you from Hamburgeium?

by Zeke 4 one is he June 12, 2012

Hamboner

When you hambone, on your boner.

Man: "Yo, I heard that if you hambone on your boner, you get really hard!"
Other Man: "Yeah dude, it's called giving yourself a hamboner."

by Cyrus9201 December 2, 2013

Hamborgus

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We all love hamborgus because he is a cutie

by Radical Realfanner May 2, 2022

Hamburgur

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by You see ew iwiwiwsusijs August 5, 2022

hamburger meat

The bits left in the toilet after flushing a messy shit.

Roomate 1 : "Fuck, man flush the toilet twice next time."

Roomate 2 : "Why?"

Roomate 1 : "There was a load of hamburger meat floatin around when i went to take a piss."

by That Fella. June 19, 2012

Hamburger Helper

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush

Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!

by vap0rWTC February 5, 2010

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.

"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)

by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004