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Hakim

A slang word for marijuana, originating from the person with the same name
Have you got any Hakim?

Yeah, I've got an 8th. 20 quid?
by Sampat August 6, 2008
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Hakuna matata

No worries. Not to worry.
It's our problem free, Philosophy, hakuna matata.
by joyjoyjoyjordanjordie July 23, 2010
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Hakuna Mafuckit

\ˈhəˈku'nə-'mə'fʌk'ɪt\
│huh-koo-nuh muh-fuhk-it│

The phrase is derived from the Swahilian phrase "hakuna matata", which translated literally means "there are no problems", and the English phrase "fuck it".

:to quit or be done with something that was giving you worries or problems.

:to not put up with anyone or anything's (bull)shit or drama anymore

Hakuna Mafuckit is a wonderful phrase and a problem-free philosophy that promotes a very chill, laid-back, anti-dramatic type of atmosphere.
Josh: "This chemistry work is giving me problems man! What should I do?"

Dylan: "You're still doing that shit? I quit trying to do that shit a long time ago. I said Hakuna Mafuckit to it."
by Kid Sidfuckis September 17, 2011
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Haka

the scariest fucking thing you will ever see performed by anyone that was made even more terrifying by the All Blacks rugby team of New Zealand
Tim: So how did you do in the rugby game yesterday

Phil: I was doing fine until i pissed myself out of sheer terror at the pregame Haka
by Matt Cross August 4, 2008
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Haka Hee'

-Short for "Half-Cab Heel" which is a trick performed in skateboarding.
After landing the half-cab heel, Steven yells out in excitement,"Haka Hee' Fuu!" while everyone laughs at his funny way of saying it.
by Carlos Nolguen February 25, 2008
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Zul Hakim

A man of his words, strong, loyal and loves his family and partner. A very, very dashing young man.
Watch out for Zul Hakim because he’s gonna rock your world
by Nnvanns December 29, 2017
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Hakimism

Also known as the Ero Religion for the Naruto fans, it started in the year 2008 created due to the inspiration of Hakimy.

The one and only God of Hakimism is, ironically, Hakimy. Now known as the Blue Pirate King, Hakimy never stopped being a pervert. His perversion is an inspiration to all of his followers.

well known and faithful followers OF Hakimism:

Daina - The queen of Hakimism. Hakimy made her his wife with the help of the "caveman style" sex.
Notice: She can read minds. Beware the nosebleeds!

Amateratsu - avid consumer of yaoi, has more that one screws missing; she blames the aliens; also has gained the nickname 106 and Tsunade

Gerikayra - a dream name; has a vampire and yaoi obsession

Tishy - the perfect blond; big boobs = happiness; the master of ramirez; yaoi + yuri = bliss

Joana - bearer of both a blessing and a curse: the great thing; the priestess of hakimism; in love with cats and absinthe; also known as Mojo Jojo, the evil monkey

Slim - the playboy with no face; a member of team ASS; likes to strip when drunk

Uncle Ramirez - Has a thing for the snake game; he keeps saying he's a good boy; eats industrial quantities of pie

Kris - Well known pedophile; currently MIA, probably in China getting illegal porn

Shinigami - Otaku beyond redemption; has unsolved issues; yuri enthusiast; priest of hakimism; has a single neuron, that yodels 24/7
When a hakimist sees a girl he/she immediately thinks threesome.

The best example of a Hakimism follower is the character Jiraya from the Naruto anime series
by Kishin October 4, 2008
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