Forest Gunt

Variation of Gunt. With additional savory detail of a thicket of never trimmed pubic hair.
That Biernacki woman is so fat and nasty, you know she can't find her own gunt to shave; and who would shave it for her? Got to be a Forest Gunt.
by You Con Ho August 09, 2013
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gunt lover

A male who is sexually attracted to a gunt (the flab of fat between a woman's gut and her cunt)

A popular hobbey for captain fag aka brett stevens
brett stevens is a gunt lover

brett loves to sniff gunt

captain fag's a gunt lover
by adam ford November 05, 2006
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Hairy gunt

The huge mound of gut and cunt that have no clear distinction between where the gut ends and the cunt starts,making it very hard to shave down in the perinal area due to the fact there is a LARGE mound covering your VAGINA!!!!!
Tiffany is getting ready for a hot date and goes to shave her "area" tiffany must lift up her gut and attempt to shave her enormous mound of pussy,making it very diffcult for her to complete the task.Thus leaving her with her very hairy gunt.
by Emily Mifflin November 18, 2007
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gunt pizza

A combination of gunt acting as crust, gunt cheese acting as cheese, and menstrual flow acting as sauce to form something like a pizza. Also known as gunt pizza with anchovies, implying the fish-like smell of menstrual flow.
"So did you hammer your wife this weekend?"
"No, man she was on her period and it was like gunt pizza down there"
by eebnupasplee June 09, 2007
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Gunt Punch

Website that had glorious goals to entertain the masses but due to the fact that their main writer is an alcoholic dope head, it has found its temporary home as a blog.

It is filled with stories of debauchery of scale proportions that may make you laugh and/or puke but more than likely just make you wish you'd never came across it.
I feel like reading stories about fat girls with bloody tampons, I know, I'll go to Gunt Punch.
by PigFace August 06, 2007
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Gunt Jeans

An unholy merging of hip-hop low crotch baggy jeans and hipster skinny jeans. The resulting fashion nightmare can range anywhere from making a chick look like she has a dick to making her look like she has a huge gunt or even a birth-pouch. Also looks like pants on backwards.
Seen on hipsters in London, mostly in the female hipster of the species, but there is some crossover to the "male" version of hipsters.
Roger: "Oy mate, does that bird have her knickers on backwards?"
Simon: "Nah, those are the new fashion--we call 'em "gunt jeans."
by Scumwaffle September 27, 2010
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fugly-gunt

A ferociously ugly woman who happens to have a gut that hangs over her private parts.
"Whoa, get a load of that fugly-gunt!"
by hawnasay November 13, 2006
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