Pre-baggin Grease

Grease, obtained from the fat under a walrus' scrotum.
Used commonly when Baggin.

I'm gonna go buy some pre-baggin grease for tomorow.

Put the pre-baggin grease on it.

Pre-baggin Grease by Walrus hunter August 5, 2012

big old greaser 

A big old greaser is the ultimate being when it comes to unhealthy turds. It usually rates itself between 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale, and is the product of last night's low quality takeaway kebab. It has the consistency of somewhere between mushy peas and oily fish. It has the smell of any other shit, but its scent has a way of etching itself into your skin and clothes.

Person 1: Oh my god, what's that smell?
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob

big old greaser by YekramC March 5, 2015

Alaskan Axel Greaser 

When it's really cold outside and your old lady is dried up. Spit a little Copenhagen into your choice of hole. It provides lubrication and warmth

It was cold outside and I had to give her the ole Alaskan Axel Greaser. Then I threw it into her snooch and filled her up like a donut

Alaskan Axel Greaser by Snatch5824 March 14, 2018

Grease Ring

The greasy, shiny residue left around the anus after having anal intercourse consisting of lubricant, sperm and feces.

Marty loves to have anal intercourse with his girlfriend Sonya. When he is done, he always spreads her cheeks and admires her fresh Grease Ring.

Grease Ring by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

greasehog 

To skeet all over a girl and then chase her around like a hog. And when you try to grab her, your hands slip because of all the skeet.

I greasehogged with Shaqueefa for like tweleve hours last night.

greasehog by Gross McToast June 18, 2007

Grease gun 

The M3 Submachine gun. A cheap .45 caliber gun designed in WWII to replace the Thompson submachine gun. Since then, it has been used by the US all the way up to Desert Storm.

When the squad was surrounded, sargent mowed down the krauts with his grease gun.

Grease gun by Jacob Stevens January 9, 2009

Stripper Booty Grease 

(noun) Substance that causes dollar bills to soften and become uncrispy. Usually transferred through direct contact with a stripper.

"Damn dude these bills feel new!"
"Fresh from the bank! No stripper booty grease."

Stripper Booty Grease by Popcontitays February 12, 2012