graham crumbs: what is left behind in the bottom of the toilet when people are in a hurry to shit and scoot in public restrooms or in the workplace bathrooms. typically practiced by men.
friend 1: aw man! someone left me some graham crumbs in the toilet again. i had to flush before putting the extra toilet sheets on the seat.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.
by heather mackey March 12, 2007
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"On a road trip to Disneyland, we stopped for the night at a Super 8. As soon as I thought my buddy was asleep, I surprised him with The Graham James."
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