Gopher

A person who benefits from situations due to sheer luck, regardless of what they do in the process. Often the level of luck increases exponentially, proportional to the level of stupidity in the decisions leading up to a specific moment.

in a poker game “That fucking gopher called 20$ twice with pocket 3s…. He hit a 3 on the river and made 100$”

by MBJCH69420 September 28, 2023

Trash gopher

Gangster ass gf that will dig through dumpsters and break into recycling facilities with you to score good shot

Yeeee imma go get some sweet swag from the dump so I'm going to ask my trash gopher to slide

by LiveFastEatTrash December 8, 2024

Gopher Snatch

When you fold your dick back on itself before insertion and the head then pokes in and out.

Dude, I totally pulled a gopher snatch on my girl last night.

by TBsquishy November 29, 2020

gopher green

One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)

Damn, son, that bitch is a real Gopher Green, she smoked up all of my bud.

by brandon_bluff July 18, 2014

gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

by Punkroku February 11, 2021

big gopher

That one uncle that you never see but he occasionally comes around.

Mom: Hey you know your Uncle INSERT NAME HERE?
Son: Yeah, we never see that big gopher.

by GreatGiganticGravyGuzzlinGorge December 6, 2021

Gopher

One who gophs

Yo dude that gopher gophed my mom sooooo hard

by Sgt.Combustable August 26, 2018