Goobs

A person that is the complete opposite of funny.Often overuses the words : noob-gay-UNGAY ME-
This guy is really unfunny.He's just goobs
by BLUDZVCH July 18, 2018
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Goob

One Word: David!

Just Add This For The Sake Of All Humanity!
'Wow would you look at that, David's the exact replica irl of Goob from "Meet the Robinsons."
by Harvard Future Grad January 11, 2019
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Goob

Big word for GB, Also a nickname for weed.
Tweakers say "where's your going at?"
"Got any goob?" "There are goob flakes on the counter."
by GoobieLynnSpears November 27, 2018
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Goob

It means poop in a weird way
Hey teacher can I go goob?
Yeah You can!
by Weird Word Dictionary December 18, 2021
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Goob

An adversary that is unskilled, or low level, and relatively easy to defeat. (Mostly used in role playing games.)
There are two armed men guarding the door; not to worry they're goobs.
by Q. B. Foxx September 07, 2010
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Goob

Large cleavage; breasts and/or butt
Damn! That girl has major goob!
by DonkeySpinward August 13, 2015
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Goob Loogie

The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”
“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”

“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”
by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021
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