glitter hole

A homosexual male's anus.

Guy #1: This dude at work thought I had a glitter hole.
Guy #2: No way! Did you tell him you like bishes?

or

Charlie: Mmm, Kevin! You look hot in those pants. I want to lick your glitter hole tonight!
Kevin: Oh, you silly queen! Come and get it.

by CrapIceberg June 5, 2011

glitter sock

Usually found in college dorms and navy ships, the glitter sock is used to catch the ejaculatory consequence of furtive masturbation. It is so named because of the "glittery" look of dried semen on cloth when the sun happens to catch it by the side of the bed.
see: spunk sock

Fuck! Where's my glitter sock? My mom must have cleaned under the bed!

by slothropsez June 18, 2007

gary glitter

legend in the eyes of paedophiles across the globe! vile man in my eyes i would sooner hit him in the nads with a meat tenderiser than say hi to him

"oh have u seen gary glitter?"
"yer hes havin his balls tenderised by a young welsh dude"

by niallthedragon January 16, 2009

glitter af

when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.

"I wear gold on my eyelids because i'm glitter af."
quote used from a video

by ladyblue98 June 22, 2015

Glitter Time

A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.

"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."

by Unicornelious June 17, 2016

Glitter Skidder

a) When you offer to give a celebratory hug to a perfomer who is covered in glitter and leave equally covered in glitter.

b) When you are covered in glitter from performing and a friend or fan dressed entirely in dark clothing comes in for a hug. You stop them at arms length and warn them, but they insist on the hug any way. You then leave your mark in glitter.

"I just left a glitter skidder on a friendly fan."

by Miss Kitty Baby December 23, 2009

Mouth glitter

When a woman with braces smiles after a man blows a load on her mouth.

I was blinded by Peggy's mouth glitter.

by TopThree October 6, 2017