infinite corn glitch

you eat corn and since it doesn’t digest all the way when you shit there is gonna be corn in it so you pick it out and eat it again and then poop it out and eat it again
i’m so hungry i have to resort to the infinite corn glitch
by Mayo munch December 27, 2023
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Rich glitch

Someone who has money and acts like they are better than everyone without saying it. Can also be glitch.
Maddi: dude your aunt has a boat!?
Olivia: yeahhh she's such a rich glitch
by Stingyoass October 16, 2017
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infinite brown glitch

when you take a shit and the the fecal residue won't come off no matter how much you wipe
guy 1: "dude i was taking a shit and i got the infinite brown glitch"
guy 2: "damn"
by theinfinitebrowner May 05, 2024
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A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 02, 2023
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glitching feelings

When someone’s feelings keep changing that it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what they’re feeling // past experiences may factor in its not just what’s happening in the moment
Her mother had hurt her so much that she has glitching feelings anytime her mother does something nice
by Yellow crocs September 13, 2020
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Fortnite XP Glitch

when you just have to get to tier 100 over night.
hey wanna do a Fortnite XP Glitch?
by Gonger Man 3000 December 16, 2021
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atl money glitch

A common scam in atlanta involving starting a clothing business making profit and then not giving anyone their clothes and taking all the money.
Quan did the atl money glitch to afford his trackhawk!
by Wormwasreee April 23, 2024
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