Person 1: Hey man, can you read my nickname out loud?
Person 2: I love gain eagers
Person 1: GAY NIGGERS??? You racist fuck
Person 2: I love gain eagers
Person 1: GAY NIGGERS??? You racist fuck
by Gain Eagers August 13, 2025

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A sequel to the loss comic
Just dont search up gain comic and if you do search up gain comic loss
A sequel to the loss comic
Just dont search up gain comic and if you do search up gain comic loss
by Memeuser113 July 18, 2023

by hiworlditsme August 24, 2023

by Vianni La Performer April 8, 2022

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

A man that is a wild card of sorts. He is loving to all and can make a friend out of anyone. He tends to joke around a lot and takes nothing seriously. If you become his best friend, he will shower you in gifts and love to the point its dangerous for him. His love life is an up and down, amazing with sex but can't get into a relationship. He can sleep with almost any girl he wants, but can't get a girlfriend to save his life.
by IAMTHATNGGA April 10, 2023

a calling for all virgins, if you yell "I LOVE WATCHING GAIN IGGAP HORN" in public, people will notice you and give you money to fund your cause of not knowing what youre saying, dumbass
by friedchicken_eater27 February 24, 2025
