Future Ass

Ass that you predict to get in the future.

Kosta- "I'm really good at playing the guitar"
Casual Bitch- "Can you play Justin Bieber songs?"
Kosta- "BABY, BABY, BABY OHHHHHH"

(later)

Kosta- "Dude, these girls were digging my guitar skills. I'm totally getting some future ass.

George- "Nice dude, hit that shit in 2013"

by ImAThirtyFourCee August 1, 2012

back to the future

when you ram your big fat veiny cock into a person with such speed and power that they go back to the future

aye vro, i fucked that bitch back to the future

by BigWang69420 January 5, 2020

Future People

Totally mentally gifted and usually also fine as hell.

I wish I were one of the Future People

by virzas September 30, 2020

William the future

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by agasobanuye October 21, 2019

Future Echoes

Where you see something/someone in the present that looks like how something/someone will turn out in the future.

Person 1: Hey I saw this crazy cat lady on my way back home the other day, totally gave me future echoes of you!

Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...

by Big Lad Ad November 29, 2012

the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.

Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future

by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022

future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.

"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"

by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022