Freemason

A member of the brotherhood of freemasonry. Unlike what people say, freemasons are not satanists. In fact, if you dont believe in the one true God, you cant get in. Second, the conspiratory belief that they rule the world is most likely false. They cant understand when people have secrets they want to keep. Everyone has their own secrets. Freemasons focus on brotherly love, fellowship, and most of all, charity.

George Washington and the signers of the Declaration of Independence were all but one freemasons.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! April 4, 2006

Fleemoboutroophonolosowafreskinisbydrocondroyeeroutumophobia

The fear of making up words

Guy#1: hey dude wanna join the making up words club?
Guy#2: oh hell nah, man I have Fleemoboutroophonolosowafreskinisbydrocondroyeeroutumophobia

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020

Gordan Freeman

The deadliest nerd scientist on the planet. Joined Black Mesa as a scientist, put his MIT skills to the test by pushing a cart a whole 3 feet into a particle beam, caused a resonance cascade, introduced the facility to hordes of aliens, somehow survives (even though all he has is a crowbar, while the security guards with flak jackets all die), and manages to stop the cascade, only to be taken prisoner by a guy in a suit that has a funny way of talking. At least 10 years later, he is teleported back into Earth, which is now ruled by an alien race called the Combine, thanks to him. He (once again) survives against all odds, fights the Combine, goes through several plot twists, 2 sequels, and becomes a messianic figure in the eyes of Earth, all without ever speaking a word.

"Yes, I'm absolutely certain it was...Gordan Freeman." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"This is the Freeman. The Combine's reckoning has come." --Vortigaunt, Half Life 2

"...giving him nicknames as 'The One Free Man'..." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters." --Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

by Aditya Bhattaru April 18, 2008

morgan freeman

More commonly known as a frenum piercing. A piercing through the skin on the underside of the penis.

John: Dude, I just got a Morgan Freeman!
Brett: WTF? You bought an old black dude?
John: No, retard, I got my frenum pierced.
Brett: ...
John: My wang!
Brett: Dude, your sick.

by fancofu November 29, 2006

austin freeman

a douche bag that like to beat it to mexican prono

The lazy english teacher is often reffered to as a an austin freeman by his students.

by haha690101221 October 17, 2008

morgan freeman

The act of spray farting or projectile farting on another person's face at subsonic speeds. The eyes can be open or closed during delivery.

Damn kid, you gave that bitch a nasty morgan freeman! Snap, her eyes were open too!

by DirtyDLS October 13, 2006

Freemasons

A secret society based around Liberalism and Judeo-Protestant values. An awful bunch which commit to an ideology based on greed, purely focused on ones self.

Nearly all of those that founded the USA were freemasons... And guess what? so were those who destroyed the French Monarchy AND GUESS WHAT? And so are those that back Ulster Loyalism

by JuliusEvolaGaming August 20, 2022