Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 4, 2014

Astronaut fishing

To use a plastic/latex glove to "fish" the poop out of your ass when constipated, astronaut style.

Oh man, I was so constipated that I contemplated going Astronaut fishing

by DJK707 July 12, 2015

ethical fishing

Flirt with a girl, reel her in and throw her back into the sea

Don't fuck her Danny you have a girlfriend!

Don't worry mate , I won't fuck her, It's just ethical fishing.

by Dannyboioioi August 23, 2016

Alaskan Fishing Well

While having Anal sex with your significant other leave His/Her arse gapping and ejaculate inside. Leaving all of your would-be children swimming inside.

Joel: So, how sex with Jennifer?
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...

by _Chunky_But_Funky_ January 15, 2017

Sport fishing

Intentionally abusing or fucking with someone or a group of people just to have fun.

"Let's do a little sport fishing with my brothers friends, they've been asking for it tonight .

by Tom the Bike Man. June 11, 2016

Scissor Fishing

Two parapalegic lesbians attempting the sexual art form of scissoring. Considering the feeling in their legs are completely gone, both pairs of flailing legs will appear to mimic a fish flopping it's way back to the nearest water source.

After meeting her briefly at the Special Olympics, we felt comfortable enough to head back to my apartment for some scissor fishing.

by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018

Hamburger fishing

When u fishing for that nice juicy burger in the deep sea and waiting for the fish to take your bait.

I went hamburger fishing and got the biggest fish in the sea.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018