Frost the Muffin

When a male prematurely ejaculates on a females genitals before he can make it into her vagina.

She was so hot, and had me so horny, I went to put it in, and squirt, I didn't even make it in, all I could do was frost the muffin!

by ckeliib June 04, 2009

Chocolate Frosting

Noun:

Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.

Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.

Tense:

Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting

So there I was, balls deep in Omar, and when I pulled my dick out it was chocolate frosted. I exclaimed "Yum Chocolate Frosting!"

by plainenough June 18, 2018

frosting mountains

The act of ejaculating on a females breast

by dave May 18, 2003

frost job

A bad hairdo featuring obvious highlights that stick out like frosting from the color of the majority of the hair.

Check out that anchor woman's frost job.

by tinydiva March 09, 2010

Frosting a Deuce

Jacking off on your shit after you take a dump.

Steve, you need to tell Jake that frosting a deuce at your friends house is totally not cool!

by Lieber47 July 25, 2009

Frosted Sunrise

A “frosted sunrise” is when someone is cream pied after oral sex in the morning. Often after just waking up, or having woken up to oral sex being preformed on you.

“There’s no better way to start the day than a frosted sunrise. Nothing wakes me up like hot jiz!”

by BBLIZZ June 21, 2018

Frost rain

Frost rain is a Canadian youtuber who plays fortnite gta 5 virtual reality and a bunch of other games he’s mostly known for being funny on a vr game called Rec room

Frost rain is a dope guy

by Frost rain June 11, 2020