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Freezing hot

When something is so hot that it tricks your mind into thinking it is freezing cold, then the heat suddenly hits you and leaves you screaming with agony.
Ahh FUCK, MY HAND! That water ain't cold, it's freezing hot!
by RedH November 13, 2010
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butt freeze

similar to brain freeze, but refers to ones anus. its when you get up in the middle of the night to shit only to realize that the toilet is so cold the shit you are taking freezes your asshole shut. butt freezes can be brought upon by others, however, like doctors. if you have a big wart on your cheeks, the doctor may freeze it. the expression "that shit was COLD MAN" is derived from butt freeze, but is used to compliment an insult.
P1 (walks to toilet...) "owwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeee butt freeze!!!!!"

P2 (in next stall) " WHAT THE FUCKLEBERRY!!!
by squeakmighty July 12, 2009
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nut freeze

nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.
OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)
by pseudonym March 31, 2004
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Seattle Freeze

The disdain Washingtonians have for invaders from other areas who show up and turn our trees into houses and clog our roads and freeways, yet want us to be friendly to them and cheerful about it.
"Hi there. Nice to meet you. Now go back where you came from." That's the Seattle Freeze for you.
by nyarlotep July 22, 2011
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SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies
i just screen freezed the shit out your computer
by PegaASUS December 10, 2019
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Butthole freeze

Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.
I was washing my butthole for so long that I got butthole freeze.
by Liseee82 May 24, 2018
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Back Freeze

Back freeze, or ice cream backache, is an intense pain in the back caused by eating or drinking something cold. It’s not serious and goes away in a few seconds or minutes.
"Man that Sonic icee gave me an intense back freeze."
by Flownetics October 9, 2023
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