by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
Get the fortune cookie tonguemug. The girl positions herself as follows: legs up at a 90 degree angle, her back to the ground, while being suspended in mid air by the member. The man spins her forcefully by the legs in a full 360 degree circle.
by Klete D. Keller April 16, 2016
Get the Wheel Of Fortunemug. by jjacks May 9, 2015
Get the fortunabilitymug. a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)
by Full Court* February 4, 2021
Get the Fortune Cookiemug. A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek
by steve harvey is daddy March 24, 2019
Get the Ray Fortunemug. To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015
Get the fortunicationmug. When you take a spinning wheel with names on it and spin it. The person whose name it lands on gets fucked by a horse and once they are dead, 4 dudes munge them.
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
Get the Squeal of Fortunemug.