Fortune Clubbed

When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death

Guy: Hey, you want to go shoot some pool later?
Friend: Hell no; I got Fortune Clubbed last night.

by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

wayne fortune

An amazing hot man a real daddy

That wayney baby daddy wayne fortune

by 4tune January 24, 2018

Fortune

A handsome boy with good sense of humor and very crazy person .And a person who is very loved and very popular

Fortune is the best fortune cookie I have ever had in my life

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Squeal of Fortune

When you take a spinning wheel with names on it and spin it. The person whose name it lands on gets fucked by a horse and once they are dead, 4 dudes munge them.

Last night, we had a fun time after Leigh got the squeal of fortune

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

fortunication

To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.

I would only have sex with that ugly bitch under the conditions of fortunication.

by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015

Ray Fortune

A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek

Ray Fortune is a pompousth pusthy

by steve harvey is daddy March 24, 2019