Fanny Flute

A simple instument that only involves 1 female body. The player of the "fanny Flute" blows into the vag, and covers various orifices to obtain different notes.

They are ususally a main event festivals such as ever popular vag venues and cunt contests, that take place annually in most large European Cities.

A player of the "Fanny Flute" is commonly known as a "Fanny Flauntist".

Other related instruments include the pussy pipes etc

A very good performence not only needs a talented player, but also a well-tuned and appropriate female partner.

The women may also experience an orgasm during play, which some people say adds a extra dimension to the performance.
Omg!, that fanny flute solo that Tristan performed at the London vagi vag venue blew my mind! He's so talented, how'd he cover so many holes at once!
by Cummy the Cum Master July 19, 2008
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flesh flute

flesh flute = dink, dong, dick, ect...
yo, i bet that guy plays the flesh flute..
by Anonymous September 01, 2003
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meat flute

Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute
by Whipshock August 10, 2003
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Flute Dude

a NOUN or ADJECTIVE used to describe a marching band member that goes HARD. The term has been used to describe Kappa Kappa Psi members in Funny Greek Shhhh From Around The World 5.0... Normally most of them play the softest of instruments like the FLUTE.

Someone that goes to band camp and pledges hard to play the flute.
Those KKPsi guys are a bunch of Flute Dudes.

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by iamlarryw December 02, 2011
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Jew Flute

Hey Joel, there is a bunch of hipsters playing with there Jew Flutes outside your house.”
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ass flute

1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.
Jack is such and ass flute.
by hard worker September 23, 2008
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Flute Chaser

One of an extremely homosexual nature to a point where that person is actually so outwardly homosexual, it is almost as if they are willing to rip off the pants of a person of the same sex. The term flute is used loosely due to the idea of the "skin flute" or penis. Therefore, a flute chaser is one who pursues the penis.
Anthony wasn't invited to the party because he's a flute chaser, I saw him stick a cucumber in his ass and say WHOOO!!
by BullyNinja March 04, 2009
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