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Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.
You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.
by Train montage April 17, 2009
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floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.
"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"
by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016
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floating omelette

When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.
Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.
by WeirdWeirdWorld February 24, 2017
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Floating Body

A floating body is when a Xanax bar is placed in any alcoholic beverage for consumption. Although the Xanax bar is widely used, any pill that gives the user euphoria is perfectly acceptable. The pill resembles a body floating in water. The same feeling is given to the user when he or she mixes alcohol with Xanax.
Dude I scored some Xanax bars the other day, so I had a couple beers and made them into a Floating Body.
by michaellondon April 4, 2015
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floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.
Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.
by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009
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floating feather

A floating feather is a reference to someone who dances and weaves in and out of another's life, never to be held tightly, merely to be enjoyed while warm thermals raise and lift them before carrying them off.
He was a Floating Feather that gave my heart a home for a moment.
by Nikki D #1 January 21, 2022
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floating circus

a term used to describe a person you long for who is miraculous and wonderful, but out of your reach
GUY 1: dude i love her so much
GUY 2: then go for her !

GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus
by dadddylongjohns June 9, 2018
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